Just Say F- the Lemons

07.13.09  |  by Cory

If I ever turn into one of those bloggers that constantly whines about their significant other or why they feel fat that day, feel free to find interesting and creative ways to put me down. I try to generally talk about positive things on here because nobody wants to read the Real World thoughts of a girl pissed off that her roommates can’t do the dishes, OMFG! Or they do, but the people who read that aren’t my target audience anyways.  Read 

Notes From the Eye of the Storm

03.11.09  |  by Cory

Remember long ago when I used to post drunken rants? I got busy, got sick, couldn’t drink alcohol, and then went on a multi-weekend binge. Here I am, after a weekend of bars in my old hometown and 2 days before leaving for a 5 day weekend in Las Vegas. This is the eye of the storm between two massive drinking excursions and yes, even in the eye I am drinking. Shit, it’s my little brother’s 21st birthday. How can I not?  Read